Stealing from XKCD and the Discovery Channel

I love my mornings
I love my Metro ride
I love my building
And all of the stuff inside

I love the whole world
Because I love my job. ^__^

Boom de yada, etc.

I love my style sheet
I love my spreadsheets, too
I love Oxford commas
They make flags red, white, and blue

I love the whole world
'Cause my co-workers rock.

(For serious. We have an X-Files club.)

Boom de yada, etc.

I love Ann Taylor
I love Ann Taylor Loft
Though it's undeniably and ridiculously crappy
I even love Microsoft

I love the whole world
Especially because of that dude who said all the buildings can't be higher than the Capitol Building, so when I go outside, I can actually see the sky, and so it's like the world is right there!

Boom de yada, etc.

I love fake bento
I make in my Tupperware
I love my candy dish
'Cause I love having stuff to share

I love the whole world
This place is freakin' sweet!